8yrs:

masturb88:

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

ORTHODONTIST

elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

louisinpanties:

smells like meme spirit

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

captainswagalicious:

androidelf:

iphone chargers can suck my ass

Apple has come a long way

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

image

Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

harrysadad:

het fic convos

y/n: your green orbs are so beautiful
harry: but my terrible past shines through them
both: *get onto a motorcycle*

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life